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Old Fashioned Cocktail Party, with a Side of….Murder! (March 11)


Get out your be duds, Guys and Dolls, because we’re having and Old Fashioned Cocktail Party.

Saturday March 11th, at 8:00 PM

Forteza Fitness

4437 N Ravenswood Ave, Chicago IL 60640

 Dance the night away to our fancy digital band, conducted by D.J. Neil C.

 Hors d’oeuvres and giggle water abound, with special cocktails designed by Brandon P.

If you hear a scream, remember to keep your cool. Willing party guests can help sleuth out who done-it in a dramatic Murder Mystery that will have you chatting the night away.

 Upstairs in the Lounge, we’ll be taking mug shots of suspects and guests, to document the evening.

 Also in the lounge, we’ll be honored with a reading from Christian Cameron’s new book, by the author himself. This is a respectable affair, after all.

Look, Mack, all yo have to do is pull out your wing tips and pony up $10 to get in.  It’ll be a night to remember.

See you there!